Thursday, March 27, 2008

The British disease.

Can we do anything right? Read here about the cock ups at Heathrow T5.


At 11:45 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope. This is endemic within British management.

1. Test everything to the nth degree except don't use real-life scenarios as that will fuck everything up.
2. Tell everyone that it will all be fine on the day even though you know it won't.
3. When everything does go tits up, send some lackey out in front of the press to say how deeply sorry you are. And then run away.
4. Under no circumstances whatsoever, resign.
5. Move onto the next project: Conduct feasibility study for organising a blow-job in a brothel.

At 9:44 am, Blogger Bag said...

The higher up the ladder you get is related to how incompetent you are.

The people that worked on T5 will be standing in the next elections then. They are ready.


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