Bag's Rants

You are nicked for thinking. You evil scum.

According to this article we are going to use profiling to identify the top 100 murderers and rapists before they commit the crimes where they can be hauled in for arrest or treatment. Of course the profilers and police will then claim that they were stopped in their tracks. What can be better than that?

Linking this with the ability to predict who will be criminals before birth we should go out an sterilise the parents of those predicted to be criminals. Let's stop these criminals from even being born. We could sterilise all by default and only leave those people who's profiles show they won't be killers or rapists or libertarians or non socialists to have babies.

Nothing can possibly go wrong there at all and all of them would be totally guilty of thinking about these things at the very least. Of that we will have reams of paper saying so.

This has been going on for a few months now. I need to get armed and fast. Where is my local pirated DVD distributor? This is going well beyond a joke. Anybody who doesn't think there name is on a database of some sort now needs their head examined.

posted by Bag @ 5:03 pm