Friday, July 21, 2006

Can we toss our way to a new record.

Reading this about a sponsored masturbate-a-thon. Sounds like fun. Sex with someone you love. It's also a way we can get Britain in the record books. A potential world record could be ours if we handle it correctly.

I particularly liked the phrase "It's time to find out if the only things allowed to be stiff in Britain are upper lips."

I'd volunteer but hardly seems worth going all that way for a two minute session when I can contribute at home.

One thing though is someone going to comment on the trillions of sperm that will be thrown away. Surely that must be a crime or something. Could it be recycled? Flushing away isn't going to help our water shortage.

Maybe they should hold it in the house of commons. They are all a bunch of w4%73r$ there. We are bound to create a new world record if one of our wonderful leaders joined in.

Better stop now before it goes downhill.


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