Friday, February 15, 2008

Maybe this is what Rowan Williams wants in the UK.

Church attendance is dropping. People don't believe in God. The church is losing power and the coffers are draining. What can be done? So Rowan Williams looks abroad for inspiration and here he finds a solution. Read here about another religion who are looking at executing a woman for being a witch.

Well I'm sure that the application of a little Sharia Law in the UK with ungodly heathers being executed for Witchcraft will make a big difference to the attendance figures on a Sunday, the coffers and it will make most of the UK true believers again.

Now all we need to do is make the police the executioners and .... Oh wait! They are already there. So all we need is to push through the application of Sharia Law and there we have it. Rowan has already started there with his speech.

Now I hope you are proud of me. All that and not once did I mention how backwards these people are .... Oh! Damn it. Spoke to soon.

4 Comments:

At 4:30 pm, Blogger Henry Crun said...

Has she turned anyone into a newt. Let's hope the Saudis do the proper witch test to see if she weighs the same as a duck.

A witch, a witch! Burn the witches!

 
At 4:38 pm, Blogger Bag said...

Yes. I have an idea Gordo is a wizard or a male witch or whatever as he clearly has been misshapen by God. You just have to look at him to see his is cursed.

Burn Him.

 
At 6:25 pm, Blogger UBERMOUTH said...

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At 4:32 pm, Blogger Bag said...

Uber, That would be a full time job. Hope you have plenty of money put aside to live on?

 

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