Bag's Rants

More fun less hassle.

Just browsing around today and come across this about more men using prostitutes. It is asking the question of 'why?'. Read more here.

Well, I'm not an expert, because I've never used one. I've paid for sex though. Expensive sex. It's called marriage and divorce. I got to screw her then she got to screw me for years. Maybe if I had known what I was in for I would have thought about it a bit more and found some hassle free nookie. It may be more expensive but when put into perspective it could work out a lot cheaper. How much is a house nowadays?

Even if it's just a girlfriend. The hassle, out for drinks, pictures, a meal, flowers. Then there is no guarantee she will. Or if she does she won't cry rape or if you are a good catch she won't call you later with a 'Congratulations. Daddy'. Makes a prostitute look quite affordable. You don't even have to remember her name. Bonus!

Women have fought for years to get to the situation they are now. They can have all the benefits of marriage but without the sweaty lump as long as they have kids. They are still fighting because they see a bit more in it for them and our policy seems to be women are always in the right and the kids need protecting and financing and a father figure or money as compensation for an absent one. Blokes on the other hand are finally starting to wise up and fighting back. A prostitute is one way and not getting married is another.

What we need is a world changing invention. Something that can be internal and kills sperm automatically but completely reversible. Something that the bloke has to positively action to have kids. That would cut down on kids in the world. So much so we would need to provide financial incentives to blokes to have kids.

posted by Bag @ 3:28 pm