Monday, May 21, 2007

KGB open branches in Shops and Government Offices.

The first thing they need to set up is a bunch of informers. Read here.

We are getting more like Russia when it was at it's worst every day.

We need to destroy Socialism. I propose we go to electronic voting booths and when they hit the Labour button a squirt of Sarin is squirted in their face and a trap door opens to remove the body. Seems the most effective way to identify them. Wait a minute, are not the Tories picking up the same policies? That will be a problem then. Some areas only have two parties to vote for. There will be a massacre. Or maybe not as turnout seems to get lower every time. This way we will get rid of the die hard voters who vote for the same parties no matter what. That must be a plus.

I think I'm turning into an Anarchist.

Interesting choice of informers from Charity Shops though. How exactly are they going to identify people and how are they going to survive the backlash? Some poor 60 year old granny who only wants to help the less well off is down as an informer. That won't be good for the recruitment drive. I can see the advert now. 'Pay Zero. Get no satisfaction and inform, or be imprisoned, and lose all your friends. Join now and make a difference'

Is this how the KGB started?

4 Comments:

At 6:38 pm, Blogger John East said...

There is at least one saving grace.

To effectively run a police state requires a certain level of competence, a degree of ruthless efficiency, and some management and organisation skills.

The commies in Eastern Europe managed this, but can you imagine our pathetic weak socialist rulers pulling this off? They've never demonstrated this ability in any other sphere. Can you imagine them recruiting an effective secret police force using balanced ethnic diversity employment laws, satisfying equal opportunity regulations, and operating the whole farce without ending up in the European court of human rights?

I can't.

For once, the extreme left human rights groups might be of some use here. Now that the right wing is at such a low ebb, the looniest of the lefties will increasingly turn on Nulabour and their growing police state.

 
At 7:52 pm, Blogger Bag said...

That was my original hopes but the way it is going now the incompetance is just leading to more injustice for the general public.

The only solution I can see at this point is violence. There are a lot of peopleout there who are less tolerant than us and they all can't be as stupid as the ones they are putting on trial. So fingers crossed they have their eyes on the politicians and not some poor saps on the tube.

 
At 8:55 pm, Blogger james higham said...

An anarchist Bag would be a fearsome thing.

 
At 11:15 am, Blogger Bag said...

Especially as I'm a planner not a doer. I've said before, with a dozen or so people not afraid to die and arms, explosives and funding this country would be on it's knees in a year. These terrorists just don't understand our culture at all.

 

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