Tuesday, February 07, 2006

How to self harm yourself with minimum risk.

If you want to harm yourself in a cry out for help do you;

a) Phone up somewhere like the Samaritans or a NHS helper.
b) Follow the NHS handy guide to Self Harming. Read more here.

We seem to be spending lots of money on things like helping people take illegal drugs and now harm themselves safely.

Well at least now I can find out how to harm other people and not kill them. And if I don't intend any serious harm it's OK.

Can't wait to see the manual on the self asphyxiation fetish. We don't want any more MPs, or anyone, being hurt by that.

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