Sunday, July 01, 2007

Schools are now educating the first generation of informants.

No wonder they don't have the time to teach them to read, write or do sums. They are too busy lining them up to inform on their parents. Teaching them to fill in all the boxes and keep records on what evils their parents get up to.

Seems that they are starting to flex their muscles on smoking in the home where kids are now being encouraged to stand up for their rights. Read here. It seems once you are past 16 you don't have any rights.

I would suggest for all those smokers out there that you encourage your kids to smoke from an early age. Then instead of informing on you. You could threaten to take them down with you if they inform on you. Of course this means you will have to buy them fags. Although if you ration them then it should work out reasonably OK. Get started now and let them know how manly or ladylike it makes them. She them some tough guy films where the hero is smoking and the lady is demurely smoking. Have to be from last century though. The wimps have already been working hard in that area.

Of course drinking is next. Should be easy enough to put a shot in their bottle and build up a dependency so they won't inform on that either. Make sure that all that is in the house is booze and soya milk or some other crap. That will help. So that will only leave the next areas after alcohol, food and recycling. Food we are already working on as they tend to eat what we eat anyway. So we have already started the indoctrination there. We just need to expand it to include booze and fags so the principle is already in place.

Recycling is a problem though. Perhaps get them to sort and filter the crap as part of their chores might help. Then you can punish them when they get it wrong. Make their pocket money dependant on their performance. That should fix it. Get them against it at a young age.

Oh and don't get too attached to your kids. If any of them reject the booze and fags and actually sort the rubbish and are acting like true informers you need to be able to kick them into care at the drop of a hat. I can see the care homes the length and breath of the country full of Stalinist clones ready to go out into the world as traffic wardens, litter wardens, and green bin validation wardens. There will be no shortage of clones then.

Just thinking ahead as I do.

5 Comments:

At 11:45 am, Blogger Snuffleupagus said...

Yes, this business of children and their rights is one of the reasons so many of them are in such trouble. While I understand that a few adults out there are not very good to children, the vast majority are, and continually telling children they have to stand up for their rights against these 'evil adults' who are taking their rights away (parents, teachers, etc) is so harmful because it breaks down the trust that has to exist between them for the children to succeed.

 
At 11:50 pm, Blogger Bag said...

Agree. I'm sure that there are a few odd parents in our society who do ill treat the kids but our laws mean we all suffer and the kids are not stupid they understand that they can use it and I've seen it happen. The government destroys everything it touches.

 
At 7:58 am, Blogger james higham said...

I find the situation you're referring to here, Bag, as too upsetting to even commnet on. I'll just enjoy the awards aftermath first and then savage these idiots again.

 
At 4:50 pm, Blogger Colin Campbell said...

Yes I wrote recently about the demise of parents rights. I see this enormous sense of unjustified power that I have no memory of having at that age. What will it be like in five and ten years?

 
At 10:54 am, Blogger Kinderling said...

Hypnosis practiced on children is the most impressionable.

Takes decades to unlearn.

 

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